Superbowl XLII

February 3, 2008

SUPERBOWL XLII… WILL IT BE A NEW ENGLAND PATRIOT’S PERFECT SEASON, OR SPYGATE IMPEACHMENT BY THE NEW YORK GIANTS?SUPERBOWL XLII 


BREAKING NEWS! Wesley Snipes exempt from taxes!

February 3, 2008

wesley snipesAmerican action star, Wesley Snipes, was recently deemed “exempt” from paying taxes. When approached by local public access slut, Carla “hot lips” Calamino, Wesley was heard mentioning “You can’t tarnish steel, and so you can’t tax the blade…

Apparently, Wesley’s “undead” status from his Blade trilogy hasn’t been severed from his contract pending a possible fourth installment of the action series. Certainly Founding Father Benjamin Franklin’s phrase, “in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” should be revised to better reflect these times of vampyres and hostile take-overs. Photo: Wesley snipes and tax attorney