March 17, 2008
(Chicago) I am really “out of it” I was sleeping for like I don’t know, 3… 4… months. I don’t even know, what I do know though is that they need to clean up the frickin’ monkey cages in Lincoln Park Zoo. Pee-U!
Alright so the Stern Bear CEO wants an update, here’s an update.
I’m tired!, I’m sleepy!, I slept through football season & really need an Advil. That’s MY frickin update.
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March 17, 2008

(New York) “Rarrr! as most of you know this is a big bear bailout day and like the weather, business could always be better. More sunshine, more picnic baskets or so it goes. And even though we all work hard to make bear-kind what it is today, we can’t forget the little things that make getting up in the Spring worthwhile. So as the Stern Bears CEO, I would like to wish you all a very happy St. Patrick’s Day to you, yours, and cubs wherever they maybe.
Sincerely,
Stern Bear CEO
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March 17, 2008

(Melbourne, Australia) “We love Eucalyptus leaves, Piggy back rides, and you! We are so cuddly and care free, we don’t think about anything but eating & sleeping ALL day. We love you, we are the Koala bears from Down Unda!”
“We are bears too and people always forget that!”
“We belly laugh and roll around the forest when no one else is here, we have disposable income when it comes to being cute, we are recession proof!”
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March 17, 2008
(Santa Cruz) Chilly Chill y’all. Its sugar bear baby, so just cool it, and relax. So what is all this jive you be talking pappa bear? Grr Bear muttered some shit last Friday - did he say what I think he did?
Dang dude.
I got to get back to my Honeycomb crunch, KIT, and keep it real baby, keep it real c-o-o-o-l baby.
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March 17, 2008

“This is the family figurehead… and damnit, you bears really went ahead and did it this time!”
“We are going to get back to basics stat. I want constant daily updates and to know what is going on in the market. I’m so pissed off right now, and as family figurehead I can’t believe how you bears have gone and screwed this up for me and bears in general. Thank God for the United States Bear Leniency laws and goddamn ranger rick looking out for all of us. I could’ve just shit when I became conscious of this un-bearable news… >>>MORE
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