(New York) “Good, I see the news has made it up to the Polar bears, so we now know what kind of animal we are dealing with here, and it is kinda of a big hairy deal.”
“I want market updates on my desk by the afternoon, so that includes porkbellies and fricken forest futures. Do you hear me? We need to make this happen. Let’s get to work and we’ll communicate later. There’s work to be done.”
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(North Pole) “Oh, I just woke up too. What seems to be the big hairy deal? Mamma Bear is calling me, gotta go!”
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(Chicago) Hey this is Chicago Bear and I have questions. Why is it that some unforseen force had me awake from my slumber? Almost every year it’s me who makes the decision to get up, but this year something told me I had to wake up, and man… what a dream.
I was on a fishing trip with Grizzy bear and we were horsing around, wrestling, growling, you know, the whole nine. Then we went fishing, i caught a fish in my mouth, like T-H-I-S big. It was really, really awesome. I’m so glad I had that dream, it kind of makes me hungry to think about it. That reminds me, I need to get out of this zoo and check out the cubbies sometime this Spring.
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(New York) “Since when are we allowed to buy things on the weekend, or any time at all?
I mean come on, we are bears!
What if I had a lamb or goat and you had two dollars, do you think that I would share? Or even consider sharing a bite, like say, for two dollars a share? Hells no… we Sooo got the raw end of the bargain over here, two dollars can’t even buy me breakfast. Rarrr!”
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What’s the sound of one hand clapping?
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Can Word edit the unknown?
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(URSA MAJOR) “This is the family figurehead… and damnit, you bears really went ahead and did it this time!”
“We are going to get back to basics stat. I want constant daily updates and to know what is going on in the market. I’m so pissed off right now, and as family figurehead I can’t believe how you bears have gone and screwed this up for me and bears in general. Thank God for the United States Bear Leniency laws and goddamn ranger rick looking out for all of us. I could’ve just shit when I became conscious of this un-bearable news. I’d be rolling over in the river if I were alive right now, I likely wouldn’t have even heard till Monday if it wasn’t for some Rarrrs I heard from Grizzly Bear. He was Pissed off? What’s my name? Fuck you, that’s my name. I Am Pissed Off. Half the reason we are where we are today is 100% poor management due to you Bears, so don’t grumble - make shit happen. I’d slap you all with my claw if I could right now, and until you join me up in Ursa Major, you will listen to me roar in the collective bear consciousness. Remember, you work for me Bears! Rarrr!
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